Post by jimmyedwards on Jul 20, 2018 2:10:20 GMT
Jimmy Edward's sits alone at a large round table. In his hand is a goblet of wine, spinning slowly in his chair, he sips happily making a full rotation until he is facing the camera.
Jimmy: "Since day one of my signing here in King's Road... one question has plagued the mouths of everyone... A single worded question everywhere I go... Why? I was asked why would I join Kings Road of all companies? Why when there are so many other companies that I could be a part of. Companies that are well known and would have signed me to the top dollar.
But that's just it Jimmy Edwards doesn't conform to the norm. Jimmy Edwards does what no one else thinks to do. You see this company is fairly new and it has already generated interest from veterans and rookies alike. But you see they were lacking something, something they needed desperately and that is someone to elevate them to the next level hence why flawless Jimmy Edwards has signed.
When I arrived my camp was so excited. They were all talking about how they've seen my best work and how I'm going to bring their camp to the very top of the mountain. And I'm telling you all like I told them I don't give a damn about their traditions, I don't give a damn about pleasing them, and I damn well don't give a damn about anyone other than myself."
Jimmy stands up and climbs onto the table sitting Indian style, his wine still in hand
Jimmy: "Although perhaps that last part was a bit exaggerated. You see because there's this tag team championship tournament happening. And in order to win in tag team competition you have to care about more than just yourself believe me I know I've been a tag team champion 3 times before.
And I made it very clear Jimmy Edwards is here for gold and Jimmy Edwards is going to have it. I see a whole bunch of people deciding 'Hey let's be a tag team' This and thinking that they're just going to walk into the sunset what some shiny new tag team belts. That's bullshit and let me tell you why. In tag team competition you have to accommodate for yours and your teammates weaknesses. Many of you who are throwing yourselves together don't know what those are most of you think that 'Hey tag team wrestling is just Oh let me tag you and strike here and strike there no no no.
It is knowing when to strike here and when to strike there. Most of you don't even know the other person's name you don't know where they're from you don't even know what their finishing maneuver is and that will be a lot of your downfalls.
That's why I took a lot of consideration in the who my partner would be and it only made sense to pair myself with someone who's proven that they can be a top dog just like me.. Enter Aiden Ford.
He is literally the top dog the world heavyweight champion here. Why the hell would I not align myself with that?! On top of that he comes from a Royal family of wrestling I've trained with the Fords and they are some tough sons of bitches.
You gotta understand me and Aiden we could care absolutely less about what you all think of us because we came here with a purpose. And thanks to my wisdom in the tag team game Aiden Ford is going to have not just ONE but TWO belts.
Like I said your traditions mean nothing to us when we came in we were told that we were the young lions it's a term you guys like to use about up-and-coming superstars hungry superstars. But we're not your young lions OK we don't' care to entertain you. We will not be caged like lions for you to look at and to poke at.
I do not care about my camp I don't care about you fans only thing I care about is winning this tournament and absolutely showing why a dead lion can be just as ferocious as a young lion. Your simple minds probably don't understand it but it's fine because soon you will... you all will hear the roar of the Dead Lion Society. And it will be Absolutely Flawless!"
Jimmy smirks as he gulps down the rest of his wine then gives the camera the middle finger
Jimmy: "Since day one of my signing here in King's Road... one question has plagued the mouths of everyone... A single worded question everywhere I go... Why? I was asked why would I join Kings Road of all companies? Why when there are so many other companies that I could be a part of. Companies that are well known and would have signed me to the top dollar.
But that's just it Jimmy Edwards doesn't conform to the norm. Jimmy Edwards does what no one else thinks to do. You see this company is fairly new and it has already generated interest from veterans and rookies alike. But you see they were lacking something, something they needed desperately and that is someone to elevate them to the next level hence why flawless Jimmy Edwards has signed.
When I arrived my camp was so excited. They were all talking about how they've seen my best work and how I'm going to bring their camp to the very top of the mountain. And I'm telling you all like I told them I don't give a damn about their traditions, I don't give a damn about pleasing them, and I damn well don't give a damn about anyone other than myself."
Jimmy stands up and climbs onto the table sitting Indian style, his wine still in hand
Jimmy: "Although perhaps that last part was a bit exaggerated. You see because there's this tag team championship tournament happening. And in order to win in tag team competition you have to care about more than just yourself believe me I know I've been a tag team champion 3 times before.
And I made it very clear Jimmy Edwards is here for gold and Jimmy Edwards is going to have it. I see a whole bunch of people deciding 'Hey let's be a tag team' This and thinking that they're just going to walk into the sunset what some shiny new tag team belts. That's bullshit and let me tell you why. In tag team competition you have to accommodate for yours and your teammates weaknesses. Many of you who are throwing yourselves together don't know what those are most of you think that 'Hey tag team wrestling is just Oh let me tag you and strike here and strike there no no no.
It is knowing when to strike here and when to strike there. Most of you don't even know the other person's name you don't know where they're from you don't even know what their finishing maneuver is and that will be a lot of your downfalls.
That's why I took a lot of consideration in the who my partner would be and it only made sense to pair myself with someone who's proven that they can be a top dog just like me.. Enter Aiden Ford.
He is literally the top dog the world heavyweight champion here. Why the hell would I not align myself with that?! On top of that he comes from a Royal family of wrestling I've trained with the Fords and they are some tough sons of bitches.
You gotta understand me and Aiden we could care absolutely less about what you all think of us because we came here with a purpose. And thanks to my wisdom in the tag team game Aiden Ford is going to have not just ONE but TWO belts.
Like I said your traditions mean nothing to us when we came in we were told that we were the young lions it's a term you guys like to use about up-and-coming superstars hungry superstars. But we're not your young lions OK we don't' care to entertain you. We will not be caged like lions for you to look at and to poke at.
I do not care about my camp I don't care about you fans only thing I care about is winning this tournament and absolutely showing why a dead lion can be just as ferocious as a young lion. Your simple minds probably don't understand it but it's fine because soon you will... you all will hear the roar of the Dead Lion Society. And it will be Absolutely Flawless!"
Jimmy smirks as he gulps down the rest of his wine then gives the camera the middle finger