Post by marcostreet on Jul 3, 2018 5:11:47 GMT
Marco Street RP 3:
"Don't Get Hammered Before Hammerstein"
(BZZZZZZZZZZ!)
Marco Street?: (sounds like death) … ggghhhhh ….
(The SWAG Star slides the alarm on his phone to SLEEP.)
Marco Street: (still death) … 7 … more … minmutts …
(7 ‘minmutts’ later.)
Marco Street: Zzzzzzzzzzz
(BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!)
Marco Street: Som of the …
(The SWAG Star nearly chucks his brand new phone at the wall … but thinks twice.)
Marco Street: (wiping sleep ... and hangover out of his eyes) Keep your cool Marco. Save it for Hammerstein. Fourth phone this month.
(BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!)
Marco Street: Damn it! Ack!
(The SWAG Star chucks his phone. It shatters into countless pieces. It takes him a moment to realize his mistake in his half-drunken haze.)
Marco Street: (sitting up in bed shirtless) Ah well damn. I’m gonna need to probably have better focus this weekend. (to himself) Hammerstein’s no joke.
(Street’s sleepy gaze turns into a sudden epiphany.)
Marco Street: What if I did The Hammersteiner to Hammerstein himself … Duuuuuuuude!
(Marco beams with pride over the thought as he gets out of bed and heads to the bathroom mirror in his Deadpool undies.)
Marco Street: (smile melts to a smirk) Hammerstein. (more menacing) Hammerstein. (‘In A World’ movie guy voice) Hammerstein. (SWAG) Hammerstein … duuuude, you got these people sayin’ your name like you're the thing man. I respect that. But you have to know something about me. I’m new to this game. I was in a different world before. To me, that’s what you are … just a name. And I learned a long time ago to not judge anybody in a fight based on his name. I’ve beaten plenty of names to make mine. And there’s gonna be others that beat me to make theirs.
(Marco steps closer to the mirror practicing his live feed promo to his reflection.)
Marco Street: (as serious as Marco gets) But I need to know something about you. (Duuuuuuuude) Who pee’d in your Fruitie O’s bruh?
(Street drops the serious gig and opts for his usual lighthearted fun loving SWAG.)
Marco Street: You seem like no fun after the show. Reece seems cool. I think we could hang, but you have several bugs that have crawled up your butt. I’m here to show people it doesn’t have to be like that. (fake bad guy) I don’t need to mean face ya. (back to SWAG) I enjoy fighting bruh. It’s a rush. I usually can’t quit smilin’. How do you do it? I’d have migraines walking around with an attitude like that.
(Fake mean guying again.)
Marco Street: I fight because I’m angry. This frown upon my face I wear like a heart on my sleeve that was broken by my junior high crush Samantha Weathersby. Based on that unrequited love, I shall now gallantly fight with an angry face.
(Marco SWAGs … sorry, shrugs off the mean guy persona.)
Marco Street: Nah bruh. Just can’t do it. I fight with a smile … and I win with a bigger one.
(Street turns away from the mirror that is his practice camera this morning and then suddenly back for a final word.)
Marco Street: Just gonna throw this out there. After I beat Hammerstein at Glory & Gold: Stage 2 … Reece, me and you bruh. We’re hitting Roppongi. Gas Panic bruh! Pear Chuhais until the morning train bruh. Unless money bags Reece is payin’ for the cab … Come on Reece. I can see it now, two duuuudes out on the town …
(Marco closes the bathroom door as his practice promo time has apparently concluded. With Glory & Gold: Stage 2 right around the corn …)
Bathroom Sounds: FLUSHHHHHH!
(... where was I … Ah yes … right around the corner, will The SWAG Star be able to separate himself from the …)
Bathroom Sounds: FLUUUUSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Seriously?! Fade to black.)